

XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 16.93 | 18.50 | 20.47 | 22.24 | 24.02 | 25.20 | 26.77 |
Length, in | 26.77 | 27.95 | 29.53 | 30.91 | 32.28 | 32.87 | 33.46 |
"Cycling Evolution" T-Shirt – 100% Organic Cotton Men’s Staple Tee
From knuckle-dragging to carbon pedals, this clever evolutionary tee charts humanity’s greatest upgrade yet: the bicycle. A color-coded lineage marches across your chest:
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Stage 1: Hunched ape (earth-toned, because mud)
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Stage 2-4: Gradual upright hominids (cooler hues = bigger brains)
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Final Form: Radiant cyclist on a fire-red bike (peak human achievement)
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Natural selection humor
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Breathable brilliance – 100% organic cotton for critical thinking sweat
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Gift of enlightenment – Perfect for bike mechanics, anthropology majors, or your local Critical Mass crew
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Monochrome-ready – Pairs with black denim or Lycra (no judgment)
Cut for aerodynamic contemplation, this relaxed-fit tee won’t chafe your superior frontal gyrus.
Our Happiness Guarantee
Everything on our website is made-to-order and printed just for you, and we want you to love your purchase! If something isn’t quite right, we’re here to help.
Returns
If your item arrives damaged or in less-than-perfect condition, you can request a free return within 30 days of delivery. We’ll make it right with a refund, replacement or a voucher, minus any shipping fees. If the issue was our fault, we’ll also refund the shipping costs.
Exchanges
Sometimes things don’t work out as planned. Most items can be exchanged for a different size or product within 30 days of the delivery date. You'll receive a replacement or a voucher, minus shipping fees.
How to Start a Return or Exchange
- Keep your item in its original condition.
- Take photos of any issues and include them in your request.
- Contact our team to initiate the process—we’ll guide you every step of the way!
Important Notes
- To be eligible for a full refund or exchange, items must be returned in their original condition.
- Shipping fees are non-refundable unless the issue was our fault.
- For exchanges, please ensure your request is submitted within the 30-day window.
We’re committed to making your experience as smooth as possible. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to reach out—we’re here to help!

Material & Fit
Regular Fit (Unisex Cut)
100% Organic Cotton

Design Info
Graphic design scaled down for smaller sizes. (Large Size Shown)

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Organic Staple T-Shirt – Sustainable, Soft & Timeless
Crafted for comfort and conscience, our 100% organic cotton staple t-shirt is the perfect blend of eco-friendly design and everyday versatility. Designed with a regular fit and medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²), this unisex tee offers a flattering silhouette with a soft, breathable feel—ideal for layering or wearing solo.
Why You’ll Love It:
🌱 100% Combed Organic Cotton – Grown without pesticides, herbicides, or synthetic fertilizers for a cleaner planet and softer wear.
👕 Thoughtful Construction – Features a ribbed crew neck, taped shoulders, and double-needle hems for durability and reduced bunching.
♻️ Ethically Made – Sewn-in label and self-fabric binding ensure clean lines and long-lasting comfort.
🌍 Preshrunk Fabric – Minimizes shrinkage so your tee stays true to size wash after wash.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F).
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Tumble dry low heat.
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Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.
Fit Note: True to size with a relaxed, unisex cut.