Database Dad Jokes Men 100% Organic Cotton Staple T-Shirt

Regular price $52.00 USD
Color: Black
Size: XS

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Database Dad Jokes Men 100% Organic Cotton Staple T-Shirt - Canvasses
Database Dad Jokes Men 100% Organic Cotton Staple T-Shirt
Regular price $52.00 USD
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 16.93 18.50 20.47 22.24 24.02 25.20 26.77
Length, in 26.77 27.95 29.53 30.91 32.28 32.87 33.46

"Dad-a-Base" Dad Jokes T-Shirt – 100% Organic Cotton Men’s Tee

For keepers of comedy, this vintage-inspired dad joke tee archives your best material in style. A distressed film reel (labeled "DAD-A-BASE") spins against sunset-striped hues of teal, mustard, and rust – because your puns deserve a retro grading system. The bold declaration "I keep all my DAD JOKES in a DAD-A-BASE" crowns this ode to intentional eye-rolls, printed on organic cotton for maximum dad-at-a-cookout energy.

For Patriarchs of Puns:

  • Analog humor – Because your jokes are too powerful for cloud storage

  • Breathable shame – 100% organic cotton keeps you cool during awkward silences

  • Nostalgic flex – 70s color stripes match your high-waisted sneaker aesthetic

  • Gift of groans – Father’s Day white elephant champion

  • Unkillable style – Pairs with grass-stained sneakers or "best dad" aprons

Cut for dad-bod sovereignty, this relaxed-fit tee accommodates post-barbecue contentment.

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Returns
If your item arrives damaged or in less-than-perfect condition, you can request a free return within 30 days of delivery. We’ll make it right with a refund, replacement or a voucher, minus any shipping fees. If the issue was our fault, we’ll also refund the shipping costs.

Exchanges
Sometimes things don’t work out as planned. Most items can be exchanged for a different size or product within 30 days of the delivery date. You'll receive a replacement or a voucher, minus shipping fees.

How to Start a Return or Exchange

  1. Keep your item in its original condition.
  2. Take photos of any issues and include them in your request.
  3. Contact our team to initiate the process—we’ll guide you every step of the way!

Important Notes

  • To be eligible for a full refund or exchange, items must be returned in their original condition.
  • Shipping fees are non-refundable unless the issue was our fault.
  • For exchanges, please ensure your request is submitted within the 30-day window.

We’re committed to making your experience as smooth as possible. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to reach out—we’re here to help!

Material & Fit

Regular Fit (Unisex Cut)

100% Organic Cotton

Design Info

Graphic design scaled down for smaller sizes. (Large Size Shown)

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Organic Staple T-Shirt – Sustainable, Soft & Timeless

Crafted for comfort and conscience, our 100% organic cotton staple t-shirt is the perfect blend of eco-friendly design and everyday versatility. Designed with a regular fit and medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²), this unisex tee offers a flattering silhouette with a soft, breathable feel—ideal for layering or wearing solo.

Why You’ll Love It:

🌱 100% Combed Organic Cotton – Grown without pesticides, herbicides, or synthetic fertilizers for a cleaner planet and softer wear.
👕 Thoughtful Construction – Features a ribbed crew neck, taped shoulders, and double-needle hems for durability and reduced bunching.
♻️ Ethically Made – Sewn-in label and self-fabric binding ensure clean lines and long-lasting comfort.
🌍 Preshrunk Fabric – Minimizes shrinkage so your tee stays true to size wash after wash.

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F).

  • Tumble dry low heat.

  • Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.

Fit Note: True to size with a relaxed, unisex cut.

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